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Cirtex Joshua
05-10-2007, 02:01 PM
someone send me valium please :)

Zutroy
05-10-2007, 02:07 PM
No valium for you! We need you awake to fix problems :)

Cirtex Joshua
05-10-2007, 02:11 PM
dambit lol

just one?!?!?!

Zutroy
05-10-2007, 02:24 PM
How about candy instead, and then you can pretend it's valium?

Cirtex Joshua
05-10-2007, 02:33 PM
LOL, reminds me of the cheetah commercial where he snorts straight cheese curl dust ROFL

st1905
05-10-2007, 02:33 PM
What about an ice?I`m chewing an icecream now :))) Not a bad day.We had some slowness on the servers but no downtime so thats not a very bad day relax :)

Cirtex Joshua
05-10-2007, 02:40 PM
<< doesn't relax well ;)

st1905
05-10-2007, 02:46 PM
A bad day means so much downtime,ddos attacks,server hacked responses ...etc :))))

Cirtex Joshua
05-10-2007, 06:02 PM
And thus my day from hell has ended, now to get to some tickets :P

Hope everyone is back to 100%

BibleOnWeb
05-10-2007, 07:34 PM
Yeah my site is back in it's full speed. I can understand the frustration of some users who are running commercial website as I act pretty much same when our internet goes down at work.
We use Comcast (10MB plan) which hardly goes down but when it does, it usually takes a day to resolve so I finally got us SBC DSL 1.5MB as our backup internet. Well worth the $25.

Pocket
05-11-2007, 02:10 PM
Things Got Ya Down?

Well Then, Consider These...



In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m.
Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am,

all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-
time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.

Are Ya O. K. Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting
the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender"
stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits.

There now, Feeling Better?!

splatmatic
05-11-2007, 03:41 PM
LMAO!!!! ahahaha!

st1905
05-11-2007, 04:24 PM
whooaaw bad day means baddd :)))

Josh
05-12-2007, 07:05 AM
Lol nice find.

Andan
05-25-2007, 06:33 PM
Wow, someone had too much time on his/her hands. *whistles*

Now where did I put the pocket bomb...*scratches head*